Alien Ski Hat
Super cool fleece hat! Originally made for the horned aliens of Vardig, they fit Earthliens just fine. Great for the slopes or any winter activity.
Arctic Sweat Shirt
Heavy, comfortable sweat shirt provides style and warmth. Perfect for keeping those Earthlien arms and torsos warm
during unseasonable weather. Features embroidered logos.
Big Alien Sweat Shirt
Lighter than our Arctic shirt, this one's perfect for kickin' around the house, or on those days when the temperature is brisk and cool. Features screened logos.
Classic Polo
Visually stunning, our Polo is one real eye catcher! Super deluxe herringbone construction makes for an incredibly comfortable fit. Metal disk buttons add the perfect touch. Great for school, work, golf, or anytime you need to "dress up" a bit. 100% cotton.
Combo of Colors
Color your world! This one includes the popular Alien Tie Dye, and your color choice of Fun Watch. And speaking of colors, this package saves you some green!
Croakies® Eyewear Retainer
Don't lose your glasses! Comfortable retainer helps keep your glasses with you at all times. Made for Earthlien by the one and only Croakies.
Earthlien Tie
Novelty Schmovelty! These ties look great with any shirt or suit. Unique yet conservative design will pass muster at any office setting. 100% silk.
Fun Watch
Wow! Take a look at these. The brightly colored bands and hip look of these watches are out of this world. It ain't for Grandma's Sunday Dinner - or is it?
High Council Watch
Classy, titanium tone with metallic mesh band makes a fine compliment for any wardrobe. Perfect for the office, a night out, and those special occasions. A favorite of the High Council. Comes with special metal case.
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